the 5 stages of getting a barkbox in the mail

sooo...i've been a little grumpy lately.

giving my human the stink eye...'cus i CAN. hmph.

i wasn't too happy about leaving the grandhumans and flying back home. 

...to BORING-VILLE. hmph (again).

i mean, no one likes vacation to end, but this is a little ridiculous.

so today, when the mail-lady delivered a package for ME (yes, me!!!), it couldn't have come at a better time. 

i mean, i was kind of starting to become a grumpy gills. 

and no one likes a grumpy gills.

so, anyways...

the human picked up the package and said it was my june barkbox!!!

stage 1 of getting a barkbox in the mail:
i don't know how to read, but i'm pretty sure it says "for mr. rambo" on this box!

barkboxes are like magic, because when you're grumpy, getting one in the mail makes you feel loads better.

stage 2 of getting a barkbox in the mail:
grumpy? who, me? no way. now open this box....um, please.

they make your tail wag just a little bit faster, and your smile just a little bit bigger.

stage 3 of getting a barkbox in the mail:
can we open it? can we open it now? how about now? come on what are we waiting for?!

after a hundred bazillion years, the human finally opened the box.

and inside i found an eiffel tower! and a rope toy! and cordon bleu treats! 

...i'm not really sure what a cordon bleu is, but it sounds fancy, so i'll give 'em a try.

stage 4 of getting a barkbox in the mail:
YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

after tasting the yummy treats and playing with my new toys, i did what i always do after opening a barkbox. 

i sat in it, of course. 

'cus it's comfy, that's why.

stage 5 of getting a barkbox in the mail:if i fits, i sits.
(barkboxes are the perfect size to rest a puppy-bum...especially after a long afternoon of playing with all my new toys!)

...and ta-da! goodbye mr. grumpy gills, hello happy puppy! :)

- rambo 

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