watch me play with my ifetch!

a few weeks ago, i got an iFetch in the mail.

i had no idea what it was, but boy was i excited!

i wasn't sure how to use it, but that didn't make me any less excited.

not really sure what to do with this yet, but it looks fun to me!

after we opened the box and took the iFetch out, the human realized that i needed to learn how to drop the ball into the mouth of the iFetch first. 

we watched some of their how-to videos, and then we practiced...and practiced...and practiced...and practiced...

well, you get the idea.

but finally, i learned how to drop the ball in the iFetch and make it shoot out the other end! 

holy smokes, i think i did it! 

i've still got a ways to go (i get bored easily so we can only practice for a few minutes at a time) but i'm doing pretty well! 

check out my progress:

- rambo

bowser beer and sunday football!

today i'm getting ready to watch my new england patriots face off with the denver broncos!

not sure what i'm more excited about: my beef-flavored bowser beer, the doggie pretzels, or watching my patriots!

and i've got my favorite non-alcoholic bowser beer to drink while watching the game. 

is there anything better than bowser beer and the patriots? 

i'm having a hard time being patient though. the game doesn't start until 8:30 pm est, but i want to drink one NOW.

but it's BEEF flavored. how do you expect me to wait 2 hours to drink it?

so the human said i could have one before the game begins.

ok, i choose this one! let's crack it open!

so she poured my bowser beer into the purple freezer mug so i could drink it out of a chilled glass. 

i think i'll just have a few licks while you're pouring it into my glass, ok?

it was sooooo good, that i drank so much i couldn't reach the bottom of the glass. the human poured it into a bowl so i could finish it off.

this is much better, why didn't we do this to begin with?

and then when i was done, i had some fun pushing the bottle around on the carpet. 

if we had a few more empty bottles, we could pretend we were bowling!

and i made the human laugh by mimicking what she does after drinking one of her favorite beers (tee hee hee).

this is what you do after drinking a samuel adams boston lager. just kidding... :)

and i just settled into my pup-couch for a quick nap before the game starts...

snuggled onto my pup-couch, drinking a bowser beer, taking a nap, AND the patriots are on tv later. life is good!

can't wait to watch my pats play (and drink another bowser beer) tonight!

- rambo

off to see the grandhumans!

the human and i are going on a trip! 

and wheeere exactly are we going on such short notice, human?

she's going to some sort of boring work convention, but its close to my grandhumans, so i get to stay at their house for a few days!

i had a really hard time packing today.

yep, this should be good for a weekend at the grandhumans.

i wanted to pack my purple elephant, orange ball, yellow ball, red dragon, favorite rope toy, my dog times newspaper, tastiest bone, warmest wooly sweater, favorite blue sweatshirt, polo shirt, plaid shirt, two bags of my favorite bacon treats, bow tie, superman costume, and blue and red sunglasses. 

i wanted to pack REAL bacon too, but the human drew the line at refrigerated items. 

but it didn't all fit in my owl backpack.

i had to eliminate some things, and i wasn't happy about it. 

what if i didn't pack my purple elephant, or blue sunglasses, or extra bag of treats, and i needed them when i was at the grandhumans house? 

packing is exhausting. i think it's time to take a nap.

after i finally figured out what to pack, we were off to the airport!

i love riding in the car. especially in my favorite pink dog bed.

i'm still mad that you made me leave my purple elephant at home. *hmph*

when we got to the airport, i made friends with a really nice human in a blue uniform.

i could hang out here all day.

and i had some fun making the humans luggage weigh more than it actually did...hehe.

it says i weight HOW much?!

and then it was time to go through security! 

i hope they don't confiscate my bacon treats.

i made sure to take everything out of my pockets before going through the metal detector, just like they asked. 

but then the human told me something awful: i had to go into my little red carrier if i wanted to be allowed to go past security.

i was having a good time, why do you have to put me in here and ruin all the fun?

i don't mind my carrier, but i was having so much fun meeting everyone in the airport. 

then we finally boarded the plane and took off! 
i forgot how much fun it is to look out the window of a plane. 

what do you mean i have bed head? i've barely been asleep for 5 minutes!

but soon i got tired...
and decided to take a nap. 

hopefully when i wake up we will have landed and i
can see my grandhumans!

- rambo