first, the human brushed me so i looked all nice and fresh. we picked out a festive collar for me to wear, and then the human, the grandhuman and i drove to the mall (not sure why santa lives here, but oh well).
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| "enter here" means i am about to meet santa for the second time in my life! yay! |
we stood in line forever and ever.
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| 'scuse me sir, but is this the way to see santa? |
but i had a lot of fun looking cute...and meeting the other kids in the line, of course.
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| this is what my surprise face will look like when santa tells me i've been a good boy! |
there were these really weird mirror things in the meet-santa waiting area.
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| wait a second, is this really what i look like? |
and i couldn't figure out if it was the mirror that made me look long and thin one second, and then short and wide the next second...or if it was me.
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| WHAT IS THIS MAGIC!? |
and THEN...it was time to meet santa!
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| sir, i need to sniff you out, hold on for oneeee second. |
he got down on the floor to play with me. then i gave him some sniffs and licks, once i decided he was a nice man, of course.
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| hold still! i don't give just ANYONE a kiss on the mouth.
and then i very nonchalantly told him what i wanted for christmas.
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| you can't even tell i'm whispering in his ear that i want a new squeaky, a whole bag of bacon treats, and a paw-activated belly-rub machine.
and THEN santa said, "you've been a very good pup this year!" which made me very happy (but not really surprised at all).
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| i really tried to look surprised when he told me this, but i kinda knew it was coming. oh well. |
i had a great time meeting santa for the second time in my life!
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| man, being good for one more WHOLE year is going to be hard.
merry christmas and happy holidays everyone!
- rambo
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