which means it's time to get down to business.
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| this is my serious face. |
i've been thinking a lot about what i want for christmas.
...other than world peace and bacon for everyone, of course.
...well, at least bacon for everyone, because i'm pretty sure that would help make the world a lot more peaceful and happy.
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| can we get to my christmas list already? |
so anyways, i've finally come up with a list of things i want to send to santa.
and since i'm pretty sure that ALL dogs would want this stuff, not just me, i thought i would share it with all you humans to help you shop for your own pup.
ready?
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| seriously, are you ready yet? |
ok, good.
here's my list for santa! (and psssst, make sure to read to the end, because i share a really great coupon code with you for 10% off your purchase of $50 or more at petflow.com!)
1. bacon, but i'm pretty sure that goes without saying.
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| there seriously isn't anything better than this. |
2. a new lamb chop from petflow.com...because i tore all the stuffin' out of mine last summer :(
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| RIP lamby...you will be (and have) been missed. |
3. a blue invincibles squeaker toy (also from my favorite store ever, petflow.com!)...because i already have the orange one, so now i need the blue one.
by the way, humans: these toys are AWESOME because even if my sharp, razor-like puppy teeth puncture the squeaker, IT STILL SQUEAKS! best. toy. ever.
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| if i were the king of the world, every dog far and wide would have one of these. |
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| if THIS face doesn't tell you how much i love this stuff, i don't know WHAT will. |
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| if santa loves me (and i really hope he does) he will stick a package of these in my stocking! |
6. a personal chef who will make me mutt soup and mutt meatballs for me EVERY NIGHT. pleaseeee :)
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| i just wear the chefs hat, i don't ACTUALLY cook. get it straight. |
7. oh, and add to that mutt pancakes, since i haven't been able to try them yet (pretty sure it's because my human has been too lazy to make them for me).
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| waking up to THESE on christmas morning would be like, the best thing ever. |
8. a mustache. well, a toy mustache at least. santa (or the human) could get this one from petflow too...just sayin'.
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| think about how cool i would look nomming on THIS! |
9. a dragon!!!! ROAR!
...but a dragon chew toy from petflow will do just fine if santa can't locate a real dragon in time.
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| this looks like the perfect chew toy for my sharp little dragon teeth :) |
10. a jigsaw glider dog game by kyjen!
my trainer said i need toys that stimulate my brain more since i'm such an active pup, and i think this is what she was talking about.
pssst, human and/or santa, you can ALSO get this for me on petflow! yay!
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| pretty sure that this would keep me entertained for hours. plus, purple and green are really awesome colors. |
11. a year's supply of petcakes! ohm nom nom nom nom. that's all i have to say about that.
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| these are so easy to make, even a dog with no thumbs can do it! |
12. ultra-sonic blowfish dog toy i found on petflow...because sometimes the human doesn't always want to hear me squeaking my squeakers in the middle of the night :)
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| this lil' guy is made with an awesomely awesome squeaker that only dogs can hear, which means peace and quiet for all you non-squeaker loving humans! :) |
...and that's all i have...for now, at least. :)
now all i have to do is figure out how to reach the mail box so i can mail my letter to santa...
oh, and by the way, use the code RAMBO10 on petflow.com to get 10% off any order of $50 or more! check out their site and see all the cool stuff you can get! trust me, your pups will thank you :)
- rambo
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