my 2013 christmas list!

there's less than ONE MONTH until christmas!

which means it's time to get down to business.

this is my serious face.

i've been thinking a lot about what i want for christmas. 

...other than world peace and bacon for everyone, of course. 

...well, at least bacon for everyone, because i'm pretty sure that would help make the world a lot more peaceful and happy. 

can we get to my christmas list already?

so anyways, i've finally come up with a list of things i want to send to santa. 

and since i'm pretty sure that ALL dogs would want this stuff, not just me, i thought i would share it with all you humans to help you shop for your own pup.

ready?

seriously, are you ready yet?

what about now? 

ok, good. 

here's my list for santa! (and psssst, make sure to read to the end, because i share a really great coupon code with you for 10% off your purchase of $50 or more at petflow.com!)

1. bacon, but i'm pretty sure that goes without saying.

there seriously isn't anything better than this.

2. a new lamb chop from petflow.com...because i tore all the stuffin' out of mine last summer :( 

RIP lamby...you will be (and have) been missed.

3. a blue invincibles squeaker toy (also from my favorite store ever, petflow.com!)...because i already have the orange one, so now i need the blue one. 

by the way, humans: these toys are AWESOME because even if my sharp, razor-like puppy teeth puncture the squeaker, IT STILL SQUEAKS! best. toy. ever. 

if i were the king of the world, every dog far and wide would have one of these. 

4. a WHOLE CASE of non-alcoholic bowser beer! 

if THIS face doesn't tell you how much i love this stuff, i don't know WHAT will.

5. natural balance limited ingredient jerky treats (from petflow and made in the usa, yay!). these are some of my most favorite treats ever. seriously, do i LOOK like i would joke about something like this? 

if santa loves me (and i really hope he does) he will stick a package of these in my stocking!

6. a personal chef who will make me mutt soup and mutt meatballs for me EVERY NIGHT. pleaseeee :)

i just wear the chefs hat, i don't ACTUALLY cook. get it straight.

7. oh, and add to that mutt pancakes, since i haven't been able to try them yet (pretty sure it's because my human has been too lazy to make them for me).

waking up to THESE on christmas morning would be like, the best thing ever.

8. a mustache. well, a toy mustache at least. santa (or the human) could get this one from petflow too...just sayin'.

think about how cool i would look nomming on THIS!

9. a dragon!!!! ROAR! 

...but a dragon chew toy from petflow will do just fine if santa can't locate a real dragon in time. 

this looks like the perfect chew toy for my sharp little dragon teeth :)

10. a jigsaw glider dog game by kyjen! 

my trainer said i need toys that stimulate my brain more since i'm such an active pup, and i think this is what she was talking about. 

pssst, human and/or santa, you can ALSO get this for me on petflow! yay!

pretty sure that this would keep me entertained for hours. plus, purple and green are really awesome colors. 

11. a year's supply of petcakes! ohm nom nom nom nom. that's all i have to say about that.

these are so easy to make, even a dog with no thumbs can do it!

12. ultra-sonic blowfish dog toy i found on petflow...because sometimes the human doesn't always want to hear me squeaking my squeakers in the middle of the night :)

this lil' guy is made with an awesomely awesome squeaker that only dogs can hear, which means peace and quiet for all you non-squeaker loving humans! :) 

...and that's all i have...for now, at least. :)

now all i have to do is figure out how to reach the mail box so i can mail my letter to santa...


oh, and by the way, use the code RAMBO10 on petflow.com to get 10% off any order of $50 or more! check out their site and see all the cool stuff you can get! trust me, your pups will thank you :) 

- rambo

spoiled rotten box giveaway!

today i received a special delivery in the mail!

i don't really care what it is, i'm just excited to get something that was addressed to me.

the human told me that these awesome people at petflow.com sent me something called a spoiled rotten box, which is a monthly gift box for dogs.

i had never heard of a spoiled rotten box before, but it sounded like something i would want.

...so i started getting really excited to open the package and see what was inside. 

when i finally got it open, i found all these cool squeaky toys and tasty-looking treats!

i must have done something really good to get something like this in the mail!

after i tasted all the treats and played with all the toys, i thought about how much my fans would like to get a spoiled rotten box for their pups in the mail.

and guess what? 

petflow has agreed to give away one spoiled rotten box to one of my lucky fans! 

to enter the giveaway, visit my facebook page and follow the directions on my giveaway post. 

please do not include links in your comment. people who post more than one comment will be disqualified, so make sure that you write something really, really good!

this giveaway is limited to my fans who live in the united states (but don't worry, i'll have a giveaway that my fans abroad can enter soon!).

you have until wednesday, november 20th at 8pm est to enter the giveaway, so get movin'! your pups will thank you :)

once i choose the winner and notify them that they have won by commenting on their giveaway entry, they will have 1 week to claim their prize before. if they don't claim the prize within 1 week, i will choose another person to win the giveaway :)

i wonder who the lucky pup is that will win one of these awesome boxes?
...i hope they love it as much as i do!

good luck!

- rambo