today i decided to pick out my halloween costume.
i have a lot of costumes in my costume box, but i wanted to try on my sheriff outfit first.
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| hold it right there partnah! stop in the name of the paw! |
but then i remembered i wore this costume last year.
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| crap. what will my fans think if i wear the same costume i wore for last halloween? |
so i went back into my costume box and found my gnome costume.
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| do i look like i belong in the garden? |
but wasn't thrilled with this option either.
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| i can't see. how am i supposed to go trick-o-treating if i can't see? |
so i protested the gnome costume until the human picked out something else.
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| this. sucks. |
next i put on my dragon costume.
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| you can call me "dragon breath" any day! |
but i wasn't thrilled with this choice either.
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| i don't think i want to be a sparkly green dragon anymore. |
so back to the costume box i went.
this time, i found my cow costume, but i quickly realized that this wasn't the right one, either.
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| GET. THIS. THING. OFF. OF. ME. IT'S. ITCHY. |
before she helped me take it off, the human snapped a funny picture of my hair all fluffed up after my cow-costume tantrum.
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| are you going to post this on facebook? |
luckily, i got to put on one of my favorite costumes next...my scary lion costume!
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| what do you mean i don't look scary? i'm terrifying! |
but...i wasn't really feeling this one either.
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| it's kind of hard to see. plus, i still look like myself. boooorrrring. |
i was running out of choices!
then i remembered that the human bought me a lobster costume at marshall's the other day.
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| what do you mean i look crabby? don't you mean lobster-y? |
but for some reason, i just couldn't get into character, so i decided this wasn't the one.
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| but even though i LOOK like a lobster, i don't FEEL like a lobster. this isn't the costume for me. |
so next i decided to give my pumpkin costume a try.
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| i don't know how i feel about being one of these lumpy orange things for halloween. |
even though the hat was pretty cool, it made me feel kind of dumb.
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| this costume makes my butt look big, doesn't it? |
the human wanted me to give it a chance because i looked "sooooo cute," but i wasn't having it.
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| if you could take this off of me, that would be great. |
so i protested this costume, too.
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| this is how much i DON'T want to be a pumpkin this year. |
but then...i found my fire fighter outfit!
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| i forgot i had this! isn't it great? |
and i knew i had found my halloween costume!
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| now lets go find some fire hydrants! |
happy halloween everyone!
-rambo
