St. Patrick's Day Bloopers

sooo....i promised you guys more st. patrick's day photos, except...i wasn't very cooperative when it came to taking the pictures. 

who, me?

but just because i wasn't thrilled with my st. patrick's day props doesn't mean i'm not going to share the pictures with you.

this picture is ok, what do you mean they didn't turn out great?

so instead of sharing only the best pictures, i thought you might want to see some funny bloopers!

bloopers? ha! that's a funny word. see, i'm already laughing! 

here's a picture of me getting excited about my st. patrick's day photo shoot.

whoooooo hooooo! st.patrick's day! yea!

but i wasn't thrilled the whole time. nope, not at all.

i'm a wee bit irish? nope. how about...IRISH YOU WOULD TAKE THIS STUFF OFF OF ME SO I COULD GO PLAY.

yeah, i mustered up a good smile a few times, but all in all, i just wasn't feeling it.

i am only smiling because you said the word "bacon."

most of the time, i felt pretty embarrassed. the human got a good laugh out of it though.

why is this bow on my head? why?

my irish hat just didn't fit, and my bow tie was clearly too big. 

i don't understand why this looks "irish." i think it just looks stupid.

in the end, i decided to take a nap. that's my signal to the human that the photo shoot is officially over.

see this yawn? that mean this is OVER. DONE. FINITO.
...what does finito mean?

see? i told you these bloopers were pretty silly :)

- rambo

holiday bloopers!

sometimes, pictures don't work out the way they're supposed to.

to get one really cute shot of me, my human has to take a lot of un-cute pictures. 

i guess you could say i have a lot of bloopers from photo sessions with my human.

who, me? take an un-cute picture? you're kidding, right?

i haven't shared my bloopers with my fans before. 

they're kind of embarrassing, to be honest.

but after a lot of unsuccessful holiday photo shoots with my human in the living room this month, i decided it was time to share some of my funniest outtakes with all of you.

as long as you promise not to laugh.

promise? 

here are some of the silliest photos i've taken this season :)

1. i call this one the "grumpy pilgrim." you can tell exactly how i feel about this dumb hat in this picture.

the reason why the pilgrims wore this kind of stuff is because they didn't have cameras or social media back then. 

2. me doing my best "unhappy santa paws" impression. yep, i definitely i nailed it.

let's leave the santa outfit-wearing responsibilities to santa, ok? i feel ridiculous.

3. pretty sure this photo speaks for itself. it has "annoyed little furry elf" written all over it.

you want to know what i'm thinking? just look at my face.

4. not sure why the human didn't get the hint that this just wasn't going to work after taking the previous photo.

this is the dumbest outfit i've ever worn. ever.

5. alright, so this next outfit wasn't so bad, but i look pretty dumb in this picture. i call it "doofy elf with weird-looking ears." 

uh, am i supposed to be able to see while wearing this thing?

6. and this is my best interpretation of a sleepy-looking reindeer wearing a polka dot scarf.

yaaaaaaaawn, are we done yet?

7. and here we have a picture of me doing my best impression of my human after she has a few glasses of eggnog.

hey human! this is me doing my best "whoops i just drank another glass of eggnog" impression of you. 

8. but we always (well, almost always) get at least one good shot in the end.

i'm giving you my best adorable face so we can get this over with already.

happy holidays! 

- rambo